"Do not enter the house
after drinking alcohol"
yelled the mother bacteria
at her elder son
"How can I skip drinking
when I stay in Kannan's stomach?"
Wondered the young bacteria
trying to figure out the next course of action
The young bacteria decided
to make me ill critically
by opening the output valve
and then diconnnecting the shitting break!
I got loose motion
made several trips to toilet
making the young bacteria to laugh loud
thinking I will not drink again!
The sun moved to western horizon
went the day and came the night
the board of bars got illuminated
pulling my mind towards them!
I went to the bar again
drank till the young bacteria faints!
proving there is "no bar" for me to drink
and nothing can prevent me from doing so!
Guys,
stay "fit" always.....never stop drinking and try to drink as much as possible....challenging your capacity
Because as the famous quote says,
"Only the fittest will survive"!!
